stupid ideas

How to have cheap fun...
You know when you get to a certain restaurants, they write down your name on their list and ask you to sit at the bar until they call up your name. So while your sitting there, enjoying an overpriced and very ordinary drink, they're calling out:"Lawson party of two, you table is ready...
Patterson party of six.... Last time we went to such a place and the girl asked me my name
I said Liberal, Bob Liberal.You guessed it, a very cheap laugh....Even funnier when you're alone!!!

I'd love to have a band successful enough to win a Grammy award.I'd name my band
The Nominees.

And the winners are:........